those sneaky Welsh. I'm onto you, Tom "Jones"!

shut the fuck up, CineCraft! T. S. Elliot! Thomas Stearns Elliot!

yeah, yeah, yeah, tell it to your next customer at the bong store, hippie.

when Prince inevitably wins an Emmy for his appearance on New Girl, I want a bizarrely out-of-place Sam Elliot in a tank-top to lead him and his entourage to the stage!

possible explanation for the divide between those who hate it and those who love it: quality at different locations can vary pretty wildly. it's not one of those franchises where they really strictly enforce quality control standards. if you haven't had a good experience at one, ask around to see if maybe there's a…

actually, the syllabus for both are virtually identical…

whaddaya want? it's dipped in boiling oil til it's cooked!

it's fried chicken, of course it's greasy!

no, he's quitting jobs, not maintaining a surplus of jobs.

I've never had it, cause they don't have them in my part of the country. we have Popeye's though, and I for one can't imagine Chic-Fil-A could possibly taste better than Popeye's.

so what you're saying is he wanted more time to smoke pot and play videogames with his friends?

and Parade, don't forget Parade.

simply. fucking. perfect.

I'd say he's somewhere in the top ten of greatest living songwriters.

yeah, screw you, Adam Scott!

so was the last tablet twice as big as the other two, or was god just not into the whole symmetry thing at the time?

better get the crime lab on the case of this dude-punching!

actually, to hear him tell it he's having a great week, and all the pretentious snobs at other papers don't get it.

AND JULES EIGHT THAT GUY'S BURGER BEFORE SHOOTING HIM!

I've seen every concert I've ever been to in 3D.