a band playing music at a concert I bought tickets for being in 3D is not a bonus, a band playing music at a concert I bought tickets for being in 3D is a reasonable expectation! I would want my money back if they weren't. quit moving the goalposts!

What's On Tonight: Go Away, I'm Hungover, That's What's On Tonight! Go Eat A Lunchables And Leave Me Alone Until Your Mom Comes To Pick You Up, Okay?

I would say a literal ton of coke with no network of connections with which to sell that literal ton of coke would more than qualify as "valuable but burdensome", whose cost (or at least risk) is out of proportion to it's usefulness or worth.

those aren't declared wars. the United States Congress has literally not declared a war since WWII. where the word "war" is used, it is used figuratively, colloquially, or otherwise unofficially. that means that for all intents and purposes they may be wars, but in the eyes of the law they are not. ergo, if a crime is…

he had to stay late in the equipment corner.

that chicken on the wall looks like a cock.

who does that voice, btw? it's been killing me.

I'll stick my shoe in a nebulous place! a crab nebulous place even!

yep, out of The Beatles shadow, and into a shadow of a band everybody hates. great job, Paul!

the treason charge won't stick.

just because you're a micronation doesn't mean you can't find someone to properly clip that crest for you.

Blurp

see, this right here is why Pulp is better than Blur.

it's just in one ear, then out the same ear with that guy.

TO BE FAIR… let's face it, if you're already charming, difficulty with stairs only makes you more charming.

you can always find the best if you're willing to pay for the best. my money's on this is just typical race-to-the-bottom budget slashing to maximize profit potential.

FUN FACT

that's because you never talk to yourself.

and he did seem to get cuckolded by Mia and her ex pretty bad too.

a version of SimCity that's playable offline??? well now I've heard of everything that I've already heard of!