it's true, Hope could be very inappropriate around unfertilized eggs.

which is why we must draft Jane Lynch instead.

between the technical difficulties at the Oscars last year, and the technical difficulties last night, I'm wondering if maybe they should stop hiring the cheapest possible tech crews for these things, and maybe splurge a little for competence.

congratulations, you all lose at this game of Pick Up On The Pulp Fiction Reference! may your lifetime supply of Rice-A-Roni forever taste of failure.

I'm not gonna lie, that sounds pretty badass.

Bobby Jindal is the King Joffrey of Louisiana.

alls I know is Chelsea Peretti makes big noses sexy.

well of course, it's only rational.

I think it's up to the channels. FX is getting better though. it used to be everything of theirs was on a one-week delay, without exception.

the budget conscious producer pass on the Beatles one, and go for Cheap Trick instead.

meh, I don't care about the gecko all that much, and Flo has her moments. and I don't know this shit-collard gold guy you speak of. seems like shit on his collar is a weird choice, but I respect the boldness of that decision.

I think we can all agree this would have gotten an A if there was a scene of a pot-fueled naked bongo session.

so, that could just mean they're fans.

has to be the same makeup team that made Kevin Costner look believably young in Hatfields & McCoys.

all with my grandad's old TV remote from the early 80's?

fuck you, the HBO, for gettin me hooked on this during the free preview.

topic adjacent: anybody else hate that stupid sarcastic almond mascot in those stupid Silk commercials? I want to stomp that little fucker into almond butter!

I suspect that's just what we're being led to believe.

that sounds wonderful. I wish all that I desired were things I already had.

one of them distracted me and I lost count.