you were looking in the mirror and you wished you had some beer?

it was basically a weird camera angle, in which they were shooting people in the audience clapping, and Fassbinder and some woman in a purple dress near him seemed to be facing eachother while clapping.

welp, that does it for the Golan Globus awards until next year.

these kids today, with their smaller accumulated bodies of work than their more experienced colleagues…

everytime I get an increasing desire to rock out to ELO I just think back to that time I tried to get into ELO, and I remember there're only three or four ELO songs that I like.

anyone catch Fassbender playing pattycake?

new game idea: Joaquin Pheonix or Jeff Bridges?

and in one fell swoop Joe Lo Truglio went from one of the least successful State alums, to one of the most.

NA NA NA-NA-NA!

The Blinder Years you mean?

drunk Affleck is just an okay Affleck I guess. who knew?

you bet wrong.

prediction: mincinggate will be a thing tomorrow.

you're igrant.

I think you missed a joke in his.

you can't, it's permanently affixed.

now THAT is how you wing an acceptance speech without wasting everyone's time!

the prolific Spike Jonze, everyone.

drunk Emma Thompson is the best Emma Thompson! who knew?

"Wow. That Shia LeBouf joke was surprisingly awesome"