they give them all 7 minutes, but the walk to the stage eats up six minutes and forty seconds.

THE RUFF, THE RUFF, THE RUFF IS ONE FIRE!
WE DON'T NEED SAM WATERSON, LET THE MOTHERFUCKER BURN!

where the hell are Amy and Tina? they were all over this beyotch last year, and now they're no where to be seen.

thank for the tip!

I knew it, I just fucking knew it: this site starts a football column, and now football is insinuating itself in non football related articles more than ever before.

silver age Bart-Man doesn't wear a cape, and has regular problems that young readers can relate to.

having your body ripped apart and flattened into lines and colored shapes? no thank you!

but *does* Jack Ryan get memory-wiped between each book, so that every book is his first adventure?

that kid looks like he's driving to a soul sucking job that is, alas, his only escape from his horrible wife.

I dunno, I think he underestimates his pop culture knowledge. his rapping was pretty tight the other day.

well it's gotta be a niche market, right? so you have to have a venue that niche client is going to know that that's where they can find the prego hookers, right? well that takes some time to cultivate your contacts. get the word out, manage your linkedin account and such. meanwhile you can't just shake your booty on…

Alex himself has repeatedly said that if he were a contestant he wpuldn't be a very good one, because he doesn't know nearly enough trivia. maybe he's just being modest, but that's what he says.

in her defense, she was testing the hot tater-tot system on herself before going ahead with fried potato parkas for her kids to wear to school to stay warm.

so what you're saying is you come from a long line of Mensa members?

not if they don't want to miss work.

turn to page 32!

HARLAN FUCKING ELLISON HAS A CAMEO ON THAT SHOW CALLING ITSELF THE SIMPSONS!

that's kind of a funny phrase, being that things purpose-built for ringing (bells) tend to be hollow by necessity. so I suppose the equal and opposite complimentary phrase would be "clunks solid".

more like crap music, amirightfellas?

so what you're saying is now is the perfect time for me to pitch my transvestite Dukes Of Hazard spinoff, Cross Bo?