yeah, I know it's digital camouflage. I have not been living under a rock. but the uniforms themselves look stupid, and the the digital cammo only makes it worse. furthermore, I am skeptical as to the effectiveness of this particular type of digital cammo, as it seems to blend into a solid color at not-terribly-great…

not on the topic of the show itself:

Freschetta or FOAD!

I am outraged! what kind of monster would unleash this movie on innocent movie pirates?!

Portia, you got some esplainin to do….

Greek architects be all like *assumes uptight, nerdy voice* "why, I think we should build this structure out of white marble carved by master artisans." but Roman architects be all like "damn, beyotch, let's just pour that shit in cheap concrete, BAM MUTHAFUCKAS!"

I believe I stated fairly clearly that that list is what you need to replace the functionality of a VCR with contemporary technology. right up top, in the very first sentence.

from the ads I can already tell that the filmmakers are greatly confused about the differences between Greek and Roman civilizations.

dude, did you beat Nintendo to the Gameboy?

so what you're saying is to replace all the functionality of a VCR in modern technological terms you need:

I've never read the books, but it seems like every single Jack Ryan movie is about this CIA desk jockey who gets thrust into an action-packed adventure FOR THE FIRST FUCKING TIME! how many first times can one guy have??? just once I'd like to see a Jack Ryan movie where all this shit is old hat to him!

what, no Lindsay Lohan coke spoon neclace?

nope.

so what you're saying is that technologies don't simply disappear off the face of the earth once it has been decided by tech-forward young people that they should be obsolete? that perhaps they retain useful functions that the current so-called equivalents have purposefully left out in favor of a business model that…

I almost wonder if he hasn't heard the news yet, cause it seems like even the most calls-it-as-he-sees-it kind of guy would keep the middle part under his hat if he knows he's recently deceased.

and what is the The Days And Nights Of Molly Dodd of this era?

well that's the thing, ER was breaking ground with unprecedented realism, and Chicago Hope was going for a more conventional nightime soap thing.

yeah, but that's only flashback hair, it's kinda expected to look stupid.

I use "alot" knowing full well it is not considered a proper word, because I think it should be. "a lot" doesn't look right to me, and "alot" is in common usage, so it is only through the irrational uptightness of pedants that "alot" hasn't been accepted as a perfectly logical contraction.

yeah, but that's not what resolutions are supposed to be about. for one thing, if you frequent this site at all, then clearly you have an appreciation for pop culture, and pretty much always on the lookout for ways to broaden your horizons within it. that's pretty much a given. and yeah, lists are helpful to help…