half my family was wiped out in the dance fever outbreak of '79. they had only just recovered from the Saturday Night Fever of '77.

I don't get this whole "resolve to watch television and movies" bullshit. first of all, you should watch the television and movies you watch because you want to watch them. forcing yourself to watch them defeats the whole purpose.

his hairpiece on Monk: worst hairpiece that we're supposed to accept as real hair since Bruce Willis in the Sixth Sense, or best cartoonish hairpiece we're supposed to have a good laugh about since Tin Tin?

it looks like an H.R. Giger bar sure enough… but aside from that I fail to see the Alien inspiration. it's basically a some kind of medieval castle or European wine cellar, plus alien tails on the vaulted ceiling. certainly not the derelict space craft or the Nostromo

I don't think that's a swear word.

I agree. she must be short.

quite an impressive feat, though, to shoot an entire war movie in extreme headshot close-up.

actually DVD sales are seldom considered when making decisions regarding cancellation, precisely because they don't have anything to do with viewership in the time slot that ad time is being sold for. the only instances of DVD sales being factored into such a decision that I can think of were when Family Guy and…

that's it, I'm gonna go eat my Healthy Choice diet Italian-style mousse, Mousse-o-Leani!

just as long as you don't make fun of my s-stutter!

he's reich, you know.

these puns would be better if people used more concentration when writing them.

I'm sure we'll run out of puns oventually.

I, for one, don't like being panzered to.

I jews to ignore this pun thread.

sure, the ads will make this out to be all about the Holocaust in WWII, but in a twist that will. shake the documentary world to it's core, the concentration camp prisoners will be killed in the first 20 minutes. after that it's all about Hitler and his mother running a motel.

no, Todd Aiken says that if it's a legitimate rape, the vagina gun has ways of shooting that whole thing down.

haven't seen Gravity yet, but I really liked The Heat.

QUIT INTRUDING ON MY FANTASIES WITH YOUR REALITY!

I dunno, check your bellybutton.