Kurt Vonnegut taught there! Nicholas Meyers (Wrath of Khan) went there!

I live in Iowa, and we're fairly liberal - especially if you saw the state in half and let the west side fall off…

No kiddin'. That stuff'll kill ya. Should switch to bum wine. What's the word? Thunderbird!

They shouldn't have allowed National Lampoon to found its own college.

Yeeee-ouch! She got you! Innocent child BURN!

It's time they ditched that zero and got with the hero.

"Plausibility" is the enemy of the superhero genre.

I've been meaning to see Jersey Girl sometime entirely because I've heard that Carlin just rules every scene he's in.

(Dean walks into room wearing Willie Scott's Temple of Doom dance outfit.)

We need to see Leia with a lightsaber.

It is a difficult time for the galaxy. Space-Walmart intends to built a space-store in a sector of the galaxy not zoned for commercial purposes. Many on the newly-reformed galactic senate seem open to the idea of re-zoning the area, considering the employment such a store would bring to the area. Rebel activists…

Actually, Yoda's more the type who tries to tell you something once or twice, and if you don't listen he just signs while walking away.

He's not some slobby eating machine! He has space-thyroid problems!

You don't want to see these pictures?

I like how they included the Rancor Keeper crying in Return of the Jedi. Adds a bit of perspective to this action series of consequence-free killing of hundreds of henchmen when you suddenly realize that Luke has just killed someone's dog. (In self-defense, but still it's an emotional moment.)

THAT OVER THERE: THAT'S JUST A GUY IN A SUIT!

Yeah, George Lucas' odd ways of naming sci-fi characters sometimes worked out splendidly (Chewbacca, R2-D2) and sometimes not so well (Watto, Jar Jar, The Max Rebo Band).

Though the original action figure was just called "Walrus Man." I think Poonda Baba was something they came up with after the film, as they were producing spin-off novels, etc.

Stephen Fry as a posh colleague of Jones', with an "I say, old fellow!" and a, "What's all this, then?"

It's an old black & white model. Gotta tinfoil and coat hanger antenna.