Sorry, but this story can't be true. If they were from Texas, they would have called it "The War of Northern Aggression."

Man, it isn't what that secondsie is saying, it's what it ISN'T saying.

Man, it isn't what that secondsie is saying, it's what it ISN'T saying.

He is a loathsome, offensive brute, yet I can't look away.

He is a loathsome, offensive brute, yet I can't look away.

So, Jamie Lee Curtis then.

So, Jamie Lee Curtis then.

It was the anthropomorphic typewriter on wheels the whole time!  How could we have been so blind?!?!

It was the anthropomorphic typewriter on wheels the whole time!  How could we have been so blind?!?!

"Don't worry about it, I don't know who the hell you are either."

"Don't worry about it, I don't know who the hell you are either."

Most of the time when reviewers at the AV Club write about a song and explain that the meaning is obviously "X" even though I have no idea where they get it from, I just shrug and figure that I must not have very good interpretive skills. This is not one of those times. The glory of this "love" song is that it…

Most of the time when reviewers at the AV Club write about a song and explain that the meaning is obviously "X" even though I have no idea where they get it from, I just shrug and figure that I must not have very good interpretive skills. This is not one of those times. The glory of this "love" song is that it…

Probably just a simple cocaine reference.

Probably just a simple cocaine reference.

Fucking Aggies.

Fucking Aggies.

And for years I thought I was the only one to get the Mingus Dew joke.

And for years I thought I was the only one to get the Mingus Dew joke.

I hate to say it, but any movie from this point forward is just going to be Expanded Universe.