I hate to say it, but any movie from this point forward is just going to be Expanded Universe.

The Lindy Hop is seriously overlooked.

The Lindy Hop is seriously overlooked.

To hell with all of you, "The Principal and the Pauper" was some awesome deconstructionist iconoclasm. Anybody who hates it is a slave to their own depraved need for comfort and routine.

To hell with all of you, "The Principal and the Pauper" was some awesome deconstructionist iconoclasm. Anybody who hates it is a slave to their own depraved need for comfort and routine.

Hey! Where's Starsky and Hutch?

Hey! Where's Starsky and Hutch?

Don't forget the Italian cadet branch: Fiore di Bisteca.

Don't forget the Italian cadet branch: Fiore di Bisteca.

Most guys at least have a thing for Asian chicks.

Most guys at least have a thing for Asian chicks.

Rectum?

Rectum?

Not a fan of The Pointer Sisters?

Not a fan of The Pointer Sisters?

Mo Rocca can be found in a surprisingly large number of places you will never actually see.

Mo Rocca can be found in a surprisingly large number of places you will never actually see.

This much hepatitis makes me feel very uncomfortable.

This much hepatitis makes me feel very uncomfortable.

It smacks of effort.