It smacks of effort.

Harrumph. I will have you know that I am a svelte 245.

Harrumph. I will have you know that I am a svelte 245.

I'm a long haul trucker but I don't wear a hat that says "Long Haul" on it out of a sense of irony.

I'm a long haul trucker but I don't wear a hat that says "Long Haul" on it out of a sense of irony.

This is not what I was expecting from the proposed Cagney & Lacey reboot.

This is not what I was expecting from the proposed Cagney & Lacey reboot.

Well, so very many things have been opened up n Savage Love that it just seemed strange to not have comments opened up at this point.

Well, so very many things have been opened up n Savage Love that it just seemed strange to not have comments opened up at this point.

Whom?

Whom?

I like the vagina. It's like Disneyland: the happiest place on Earth.

I like the vagina. It's like Disneyland: the happiest place on Earth.

Sounds like a fake letter.

Sounds like a fake letter.

Actually he's in that new Jenifer Lawrence movie that's coming out next week. He's not retired, he just claims to be very picky. He's only been in 12 movies in his career.

Actually he's in that new Jenifer Lawrence movie that's coming out next week. He's not retired, he just claims to be very picky. He's only been in 12 movies in his career.

There's no money in acting like a normal human being.

There's no money in acting like a normal human being.

I saw some pictures on Buzzfeed from when she was 14 and looked like a normal human being. She had surgery to look like she does now. What I'm trying to say is that this teenager wanting to look like a 42 year old former stripper was premeditated.