I saw some pictures on Buzzfeed from when she was 14 and looked like a normal human being. She had surgery to look like she does now. What I'm trying to say is that this teenager wanting to look like a 42 year old former stripper was premeditated.

As somebody who was done watching Sesame Street before Elmo arrived, all I can say is that I can't stand the character. But he's like crack for little kids.

As somebody who was done watching Sesame Street before Elmo arrived, all I can say is that I can't stand the character. But he's like crack for little kids.

I read an interview with him where he talked about mutually exclusive pop culture experiences. On the subject of Star Wars vs Star Trek he came down clearly on the side of Star Trek. He hates Star Wars.

I read an interview with him where he talked about mutually exclusive pop culture experiences. On the subject of Star Wars vs Star Trek he came down clearly on the side of Star Trek. He hates Star Wars.

Hey, play Foggy Mountain.

"That cat was the best fuck I ever had."

"That cat was the best fuck I ever had."

Over Serpindal?

Over Serpindal?

Don't forget Sinbad!

Don't forget Sinbad!

"We can put a man on the moon, but we can't put metal in the microwave" was spoken by Fraiser Crane on an episode of Cheers when he was making a sad attempt to project boorish masculinity.

"We can put a man on the moon, but we can't put metal in the microwave" was spoken by Fraiser Crane on an episode of Cheers when he was making a sad attempt to project boorish masculinity.

Have you ever fucked on Tempest? It's nice.

Have you ever fucked on Tempest? It's nice.

Quit doing that!

Quit doing that!

I have a feeling that was specifically left out of the deal.

I have a feeling that was specifically left out of the deal.