Damnit, that made me spit on my iPad.

Damnit, that made me spit on my iPad.

It's the Bucky Larson of a new generation!

It's the Bucky Larson of a new generation!

I remember comic book nerds being outraged at Halle Berry being cast as Storm because she was 6 inches too short. Comic book nerds do not understand how reality works.

I remember comic book nerds being outraged at Halle Berry being cast as Storm because she was 6 inches too short. Comic book nerds do not understand how reality works.

His name isn't Joe, nor is he a plumber.

His name isn't Joe, nor is he a plumber.

It was never that high to begin with.

It was never that high to begin with.

I've said it before and I'll say it again: the plural of scrotum is scrota.

I've said it before and I'll say it again: the plural of scrotum is scrota.

You have to understand, it's an erotic bakery.

You have to understand, it's an erotic bakery.

You can thank the PTC for keeping you up to speed on nudity related issues. Wonderful work they do.

If the nudity was done tastefully, I'd actually watch that.

If the nudity was done tastefully, I'd actually watch that.

I thought something was amiss. This made me think my memory was faulty…again. Thank you Cookie Monster for letting me know I'm not totally insane.

I thought something was amiss. This made me think my memory was faulty…again. Thank you Cookie Monster for letting me know I'm not totally insane.

2 Premium 2 Rush: This time the package is very expensive and fragile.