2 Premium 2 Rush: This time the package is very expensive and fragile.

I plan on someday watching this for the wrong reasons. And there's nothing you can do to stop me.

I plan on someday watching this for the wrong reasons. And there's nothing you can do to stop me.

Technically, that would have been a face turn.

Technically, that would have been a face turn.

Assless chaps is redundant.

Assless chaps is redundant.

At what point did she morph into a 42 year old Sally Struthers without a weight problem?

At what point did she morph into a 42 year old Sally Struthers without a weight problem?

I grew up during the Brandon Tartikoff era when NBC owned the other 2 networks.  I guess it's nostalgia, but I always want to see it do well.

I grew up during the Brandon Tartikoff era when NBC owned the other 2 networks.  I guess it's nostalgia, but I always want to see it do well.

They were typical. You have to be insane to want to put your penis in a Lot Lizzard. I don't care how many condoms you wear, you are going to wind up with some painful disease.

They were typical. You have to be insane to want to put your penis in a Lot Lizzard. I don't care how many condoms you wear, you are going to wind up with some painful disease.

Wow, I'm reading this at a truck stop in Oklahoma. Small world.

Wow, I'm reading this at a truck stop in Oklahoma. Small world.

Damn straight.

Damn straight.

I don't read comic books, I had no idea this guy existed until 3 minutes ago, and I clicked on this article solely because I knew this joke would be here.

I don't read comic books, I had no idea this guy existed until 3 minutes ago, and I clicked on this article solely because I knew this joke would be here.

Yo.