Yo.

Somebody needs to start working on a porn parody of the Olympic village party scene.

All Legos are overpriced.

All Legos are overpriced.

That was at MIT, right?  The Missouri Institute of Taxidermy.

That was at MIT, right?  The Missouri Institute of Taxidermy.

It shows up on my iPad.

It shows up on my iPad.

Indiana beef boat?

Indiana beef boat?

Yay!  Cannonball Run reference!

Yay!  Cannonball Run reference!

Certainly no woman has ever tried to mould a man into the boyfriend she wanted.

Certainly no woman has ever tried to mould a man into the boyfriend she wanted.

What did Ernie Borgnine use to call it? Fur burger?

What did Ernie Borgnine use to call it? Fur burger?

Of all the various scientific names for this condition, my favorite is mammae erraticae.

Of all the various scientific names for this condition, my favorite is mammae erraticae.

Hard to believe there was a time when Teri Hatcher was considered hot.

Hard to believe there was a time when Teri Hatcher was considered hot.