Glory hole s the term Voltaire used.

Glory hole s the term Voltaire used.

For the life of me, I can't even remember how Revolutions actually ended. In my memory there is no resolution.

That might have to do with the elimination of some categories this year.

That might have to do with the elimination of some categories this year.

His power is pure electricity…………..in his pants.

And the genital rug burn.

And the genital rug burn.

I just want to take this one opportunity, while it lasts, to say to Dan, sorry, but I just don't have any interest in anal sex of any sort. I just can't get past the poop part.

I just want to take this one opportunity, while it lasts, to say to Dan, sorry, but I just don't have any interest in anal sex of any sort. I just can't get past the poop part.

James Brown's "Night Train" too"

James Brown's "Night Train" too"

A lot lizard is a groupie for hire, and very disgusting. Also, I would love to see $50k a year.

A lot lizard is a groupie for hire, and very disgusting. Also, I would love to see $50k a year.

Not having batshit insane/chemically dependent parents helps.

Not having batshit insane/chemically dependent parents helps.

But it looks good on him.

But it looks good on him.

This time, Chevy Chase is the star.

This joke got totally Britta'd.