This joke got totally Britta'd.

It's on the DVD.

It's on the DVD.

Lindsay Lohan.

Lindsay Lohan.

That cat was the best fuck I ever had.

Human sexuality. And she probably did it to make you uncomfortable because that probably turns her on too.

Thank you, I just had it stuffed.

Thank you, I just had it stuffed.

I've never seen the show, nor have I read much about it. Is it any good?

I've never seen the show, nor have I read much about it. Is it any good?

There's a lot more truck where that came from. Fading celebrities beware.

There's a lot more truck where that came from. Fading celebrities beware.

We have bided our time for far too long.

We have bided our time for far too long.

I bring grim news from the future. Sell your Cisco stock. Don't fly any time next September and stay out of New York. Britney Spears is a total cocaine whore.

A princess movie that doesn't end with the princess finding true love is a bit like Robert Altman's take on Popey.

A princess movie that doesn't end with the princess finding true love is a bit like Robert Altman's take on Popey.

It was never that high up to begin with.

It was never that high up to begin with.