How does he keep up with the news like that?

How does he keep up with the news like that?

The Enquirer generally has good standards of journalism.  While their subjects may be salacious and low brow, if it gets printed in the Enquirer, there's a pretty good chance it's based in some fact.

The Enquirer generally has good standards of journalism.  While their subjects may be salacious and low brow, if it gets printed in the Enquirer, there's a pretty good chance it's based in some fact.

No Surprises here.

No Surprises here.

I assumed that the d makes it sound less Jewy.

Go truck drivers!

Go truck drivers!

I have no idea how many Porches have rear ended me. But wouldn't it feel weird to be in an accident with Lindsay Lohan and not sue her?

I have no idea how many Porches have rear ended me. But wouldn't it feel weird to be in an accident with Lindsay Lohan and not sue her?

Just once I'd like a washed up actress to rear end me after I cut off the precision sports car she was driving with my 80,000 pound semi.

Just once I'd like a washed up actress to rear end me after I cut off the precision sports car she was driving with my 80,000 pound semi.

I just wonder how many fans of the show are reading this because they got their first "Car Talk" notification. Such a sad day for them.

I just wonder how many fans of the show are reading this because they got their first "Car Talk" notification. Such a sad day for them.

And you thought yesterday's pic was impressive.

And you thought yesterday's pic was impressive.

Octomom.

Octomom.

Cocaine's a hell of a drug.