Cocaine's a hell of a drug.

And technically, it's not the vagina that does the squirting, as Mr. O'Neal asserts.

And technically, it's not the vagina that does the squirting, as Mr. O'Neal asserts.

I'm a bit torn on this. I actually know and have worked with Dylan "Hornswoggle" Postl. He's a nice guy that was handed a bucket of money in his late teens play a baffoon on national TV. I can't hate him for being in the right pace at the right time.

I'm a bit torn on this. I actually know and have worked with Dylan "Hornswoggle" Postl. He's a nice guy that was handed a bucket of money in his late teens play a baffoon on national TV. I can't hate him for being in the right pace at the right time.

The footage is reportedly lost. If it still existed, it would have been released in some form or another.

The footage is reportedly lost. If it still existed, it would have been released in some form or another.

Well, he doesn't take himself seriously, so he would have been a bad fit at FOXNEWS.

Well, he doesn't take himself seriously, so he would have been a bad fit at FOXNEWS.

That's what killed Dennis Day's career: contempt for the audience.

That's what killed Dennis Day's career: contempt for the audience.

What happened to almost getting tenure at Brown?

What happened to almost getting tenure at Brown?

Since NYC wouldn't name a street after Jerry Orbach, I don't see this happening.

Since NYC wouldn't name a street after Jerry Orbach, I don't see this happening.

"My apologies, Miss LaRousse-Van Der Hoot."

"My apologies, Miss LaRousse-Van Der Hoot."

Go easy on Alin. He's just an over zealous publicist's intern excited to have his first guerilla marketing assignment. Give him a break and welcome him to AV Club with all the post modern hospitality you can muster.

Go easy on Alin. He's just an over zealous publicist's intern excited to have his first guerilla marketing assignment. Give him a break and welcome him to AV Club with all the post modern hospitality you can muster.

Every Christian lion hearted man will hate you.