Ooh, this kitty's got claws.

Have the Rolling Stones killed!

I'm looking for something in an after dinner cereal.

I just hope the legal department at Showtime is prepared for the inevitable lawsuit from Charlie Sheen for gimmick infringement.

That implies A Different World was a success.

And not a single Matthew Sweet reference to boot.

That pig had some powerful friends.

If stupidity can't warrant death, then how is evolution ever going to work?

His scrotum is the least wrinkly part of his body.

Scrooge clearly embodies the Protestant Work Ethic taken to its extreme.

That and airlines haven't been profitable since deregulation.  Wait a second,…the hell?

As an actual truck driver, I can tell you this isn't true.  While bulk commodities mostly travel by rail, nearly all finished works travel by truck.  I have no idea why it's economical to have me drive 20 tons of canned tomatoes from Modesto to York, PA instead of loading 6 times as much on a single boxcar, but I've…

These guys are OK, but they're not cool like GWAR or nothin'.

Sure it wasn't the Law and Order episode? He played a rapist in that one too.

Microfiche.  Give the man some credit.

So Freddie Mercury's problem was that he thought he was Ethel Merman?

He supposedly could have survived the cancer if he had sought Western medical care when he has first diagnosed. Diet can only do so much.

How many points does Yahweh get on the back end?

And if nobody else will take you, UW Zero.

Well, the joke's on Miller: pax vosbiscum is in the plural.