Better that than a proton torpedo down the thermal exhaust port.

Self depreciation and irony were pretty much all MTV featured in the 90s.  That and the raw sex appeal of Kurt Loder.

Genau.

Nude self pics used to be about the art, not shameless self promotion.

No. Let it go. We've moved on.

Shat, Shat is the man.
(That's on the Sammy Davis Jr. version.)

She's hot, but not in a cute way.

It's like my mom always said, "Don't judge a girl until you've seen her Maxim pictorial."

Peri was the companion I saw while I was going through puberty, so I have a bias towards her.  Otherwise redheads always do it for me.

The shortness of her skirt nearly causes the destruction of the universe.

REO played the Outagamie County Fair in Seymour in 1986.  I wonder if Hyden's mom was there.