Santiago is much better looking (to me), but Diaz is still attractive - I mean, she's on TV, after all. Clearly it's an attitude thing for her devotes.

Yeah, until the eco-terrorists murder you mid poop for wasting water. Then your decomposing body stinks to high heaven, along with the dead minks that they released to save from being fur coats and immediately starved to death.

But she goes to middle school with the other two kids. I think that the lowest grade she could be in is fifth grade, which would mean she's probably at least 10.

I'm saying he's the reason he wasn't there. Sony didn't fire him for no reason, they fired him because he was doing his job as producer badly and was a chronic pain to work with.

Saying someone is attractive isn't sexist.

A simpler, more accurate explanation would be that AV Club has no standards.

I think you summed up the situation nicely with your question. It's not an issue of quality, it's just not interesting.

No, in true Community fashion, the joke is referring to season four as a gas leak year even though the gas leak episode was in season three. #AnniesMove.

To be clear, Harmon deserves all blame for anything about season four that didn't work. It was entirely his fault he got fired. Didn't like the ABC quirky-com vibe, or where the plot pieces ended up, or felt like it was one show wearing another show's hat? Blame Harmon.

Secular and non-commercial, the two things most associated with Christmas.

It's funny because Todd was counting stories, not rooms or square footage - you know, the things that actually drive housing costs. Randy and Ralphie shared a room, so it was apparently a two-bedroom house with a furnace that barely worked just outside of Cleveland. Hardly the kind of place that only the robber…

I like AV Club, but it is one of the most culturally narrow sites you'll ever find. And they seem to like it that way.

Based on your food choices (and your desire to state those choices) I'm thinking you might be the douche in his version of the story.

Are you suggesting that the Chicago accent is better than any Southern accent? That's a stupid thing to try to argue, if that's your point.

He means whatever helps him win the argument.

It does OK, and has already been renewed. It airs against the highest rated program on TV, Sunday Night Football, and isn't completely ignored. That's pretty good.

No, American Dad somehow manages to simultaneously suck and blow. Seriously, why do people like that show? Even if it's no longer the refuge for jokes that weren't good enough for Family Guy, it's still not good.

Asinine complaints like that are far too believable on this site for satire to be effective. Like if you made a joke about white privilege, you would probably spark a debate about the competing schools of thought on critical theory.

I can't follow the plot. What are they doing in the Chunnel?

So excluding Dads, which I don't watch and not many other people do either, the Fox Tuesday comedies were three-for-three on fatherhood abandonment story lines. I understand that writers often use tropes as a shortcut to utilize the audience's familiarity with one subject as a way to connect with the story they want…