Any truth to this Jay-ZZZ-Top collaboration I keep hearing about?

Awww… how cute!

But I thought we'd put up a fence and just kicked Alabama out of the country. Am I wrong?  If so, who do I need to talk to about accomplishing this?

But I find minority criminals to be quite sexy.  And if they're clad in wool, hell yeah!

Francis Ford Coppola…  from where do I know that name…

Now sure, I'll get punched in the face by an angry drunk every now and then.  But if he's homeless?  Motherfucker, that's where I draw the line !!!

Careful, Mr. Helms.  I think you're beginning to wear out your welcome.

Is Helm

Speak for yourself!  I'm gonna fung craw gong onna lif spry.

No, actually that's just her excuse to get out of the house and go for a "ride" in the back of my van.

I'm glad they made a movie about this guy. I check out his website three times a day.

Be nice!  How do you think you would have turned out if your father were Phil Spector?

Faking your death?  Hmmm… that would be different, I've been faking my life for the past 37 years.

When I studied at Wharton they didn't offer classes on faking your death. That's why my life is such a fucking mess.

Fred Williard could be the loveable pervert who sleeps in the bushes seperating their properties.

If you're hungry there's some meat up in the closet.  I'm going to the Tower Records to get a pizza.

She and Fergie should share a house and just fade away in a urine-soaked paradise.

You had me interested up until I got to the word "car."

Well, you know, ooops…

I only like it when indie rock bands get back together and are able to maintain their integrity.  Specifically, I'm thinking of Smashing Pumkins and Bel Biv Devoe.