#trumpstinypenismatters

To the thrift store!

"Ladies and gentlemen of the jury, why did Zack Snyder release Batman v Superman: Dawn of Justice upon a vulnerable world? And why did that movie suck so hard?" — Lawyer-man Ben Affleck

They did. Didn't you like Trump's bits he did on those political call-in shows?

"I'm standing right here!!!" — Bobby Lee

Hilarious? How so?

6 Seasons and a Miss Swan movie.

Pepsi! Pepsi! Pepsi!

Wasn't Brent Mouseburger a famous sports announcer?

Gozilla starts his own Host Club. He invites Mothra to join. Shenanigans ensue.

CONVENIENCE STORE CLERK: I don't speak English, but this thuggish idiot kept saying, "Jeah!" all the time.

What Would Ryan Lochte Do? Apparently a lot of petty crime.

Tim Conway and Howard Stern are back together in … Dorf Does Hookers and Blow.

"You're telling me!" — L. Ron Hubbard

You mean Corey La Feldmonde?

Don't you know about Rick Baker's heroic battles with punctuality?

Touchy, narcissistic, neurotic, phobic, greedy, insecure pessimist.

So it's not a biopic of Corey La Haine?

I find that as I get older, The Adventures of Phineas and Ferb take on an achingly poignant aspect.

I'm glad you capitalized on my errors. You are a grammarian of impeccable quality.