8-tracks not good enough?

You think of that one all by yourself? That's adorable. Would you like a lollipop for a prize?

She would be unfunny to a rapist like you.

Oh, the Nazi rapist pedophile ISIS financial supporter.

Rape? It was about honor. Heritage not hate.*

Don't Rape? I'm sure that will offend Values Voters, Evangelical conservatives, and the Flying 101st Keyboardists of the Breitbart Legion.

Is it me or is Charlie Rose a terrible interviewer?

His dad is Robert Evans?

Not having a double negative could not make that a better sentence.

Doc Brown sold the Libyans a crate of used pinball machine parts. He turned out OK.

[inevitable "Rape, murder, arson, and rape" joke from Blazing Saddles]

You'll have to translate it from German first.

I vote for George Saunders. He should only do Great Job, Internet! posts.

Just a thought, Univision should buy out The Trump Organization. Then move it to Mexico and fire all the workers who speak English.

Tony Robbins has a huge mouth full of sharp teeth.

Is that where Riff Randall has the power to make The Ramones popular in 80s America?

Marvel fanboys will complain about her non-white-itude.

Riff Origins? That's going to be a terrible X-Men movie.

Perd at least passed middle school.

Trump's ex-wives love to dance around Poles.