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Bob Hope is God
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Didn't Jeff Buck die? What about his musical legacy?

Except Adrien Brody isn't one Rogue One.

Hey! I'll have you know that I really enjoy the music of John Philip Souse!

Yes.

To be the Illuminati's henchman.

Toothsome? She's not a plate of flan, sir.

"reason why Sausage Party’s creative team was free to make such a boundary-pushing animated movie was because they treated their below-the-line technical workers like sweatshop labor."

Tell that to Cuba Gooding, Jr.

As far back as I can remember, Jared Leto wanted to grow up and be a gangster.

I thought the problem glasses were poor people and minorities?*

Isn't that where Jared Leto lives?

Costas isn't a Good Bob. Wasn't the pinkeye enough of a tip-off?

"We know what a suicide squad is." — Al-Qaeda

That would be a crime … a.

I enjoyed Sergei Eisenstein's commercials for Uncle Joe's Canned Beets. "Get your beating today!"

Where's Soviet Elizabeth Banks running in a tank top?

— Donald Trump

It was club soda! You monster!
**runs away crying**

Anything without Michael Phelps.

Since it's Wednesday, it would just confuse people.