Honestly, if those are photoshopped images then whatever intern that did them should be hired on full time with benefits. None of that probationary period crap.

That reminds me! Back when I was in junior high, my school sold these Pizza "Stix" during lunch: https://www.nestleprofessio…

Now in video form! https://www.youtube.com/wat…

That's kind of subjective, eh? Not all sandwiches are created equal, same goes with burritos. This is a comparison I just can't abide by! However, here are my ideals for both (though even that tends to fluctuate at times):

Okay, then.

You know what I won't miss because of the show's cancellation? The incredibly wrongheaded reviews.

I saw it, it was nice enough but skirted the edges of being overly twee in my book.

Dang it, I always forget that.

I stopped watching the show after the Josh Groban episode not because I don't have the time but I just don't give a shit for it. The entire concept is a snoozefest for me. Nothing about the reboot (relaunch? retool? rere?) resonates.

What's on Tonight in the morning for about 30 minutes before going to work for Palmer*

Talk about a gathering of the Juggalos.

YOU'RE NOT MY SUPERVISOR.

Unfortunately there are no IKEAs in the county I live in now, so the search is a bit more difficult.

Well, wait until you get to season seven.

Government officials are the most pedantic, nitpicky sons of bitches I have ever encountered…also the whitest and oldest group of people I will ever meet outside of visiting an Arizona retirement community.

Portage Professional Reporter's Notebook

You do know that you'll now have to do Random Roles with everyone involved in "Transylvania 6-5000," right? You've set a precedent!

It's an easy, breezy show that's fun to watch while eating dinner unlike "Minority Report" which makes it a chore.

One day, the Quebec Bloc will get its day in the sun.

They have crazy witch eyes.