Ahem, Harper was butchering "Sweet Caroline." Although "Sweet Home Alabama" would be a lot worse.

This episode was absolutely horrible in that it shows the series is still capable in making something good. But more often than not, they're lazy! We get dreck like this season's opener and that shit with the talking bar rag!

Oh god, since I'm in California (and I don't know what it's like in other states) I had to spend a good chunk of my article explaining what LCFF is and what schools had to do in order to justify their increased freedom in spending. There's no way to make it sound interesting.

….this better not awaken anything in me.

Oh most definitely, there have been some people who try to sidestep questions by going on and on about something that's only tangentially related. I usually go, "Oh wow, but what about such and such."

I mean, they've kept "Last Man Standing" for so damn long they might as well add on another hackneyed multi-cam.

All I remember about the reboot was that it had Forest Whitaker and the re-imagined theme song was hot garbage.

Ah, that wonderful recorder balancing act. If I'm lucky I just place mine on a empty seat next to me or a table. I've considered putting the recorder in my shirt pocket during meetings but I don't think I'll ever take that risk.

I want to believe that "The Grinder" will live. It's a nice comfortable show that keeps Natalie Morales working. I need me some more DubDub.

Ahem….

Will "Never Say Never Again" be included with this Bondathon?

My only knowledge of that show was something about a cake melting and a trashcan? I don't know, you'd think they Americanize the show. We like baked goods! Especially when filtered through dramatic music and multiple cuts of the same shot!

Betrayed by my belief that "Quantico" would be too dumb* for ABC, I should've known better.



*The belief is based on the trailers as I have not seen a single episode.

The Los Angeles Angels of Anaheim…goddamn that Arte Moreno.

Have hope! "Fun Home" is suppose to be going on tour soon with the first stop being in Chicago. Although I guess if you don't live in or near a major metropolitan area then you'd be kind of SoL.

What's on Tonight for Palmer

Free Time

Members of the commentariat doing the Horizontal Monster Mash with one another? I'm not sure how to feel about that.

I'm wary of trying any Elysian beers since they were bought by Anheuser-Busch.

Wait, Lifetime did an Unauthorized take on "Melrose Place?" I mean, of course they did, but why is this the first I'm hearing of it? Are they going to do an Unauthorized "Small Wonder?" "Step by Step?" "Married with Children?" I'd suggest they should attempt to do "Family Matters" but the "Key and Peele" sketch is all…