Should have tried it during a Mel Brooks Day. Ladies love "Spaceballs," unless that old gypsy woman lied to me.

I was able to get tickets to the second-to-last show, of course I didn't know it at that time because tickets were reserved well in advanced of when they announced the final air date. After the show Conan went up to the audience and shook hands with folks lucky enough to sit in the first few rows, of course a PA was…

You guys ever look at the verified Sonic the Hedgehog Twitter page? It's basically the header picture distilled into social media. https://twitter.com/sonic_h…

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But will she have an insatiable hunger for ribs in this new series?

Don't forget to check out "The Grinder's" mid-season replacement "Shrimp Po'boy." The series will chronicle the rise of Raymond "Shrimp Boy" Chow's son in the criminal underground.

I learned all I needed about the dangers of dolphins from that one "King of the Hill" episode.

The full episode is up on the Comedy Central website for US viewers: http://www.cc.com/full-epis…

It is literally no contest.

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It was a bust for me, couldn't find an alleyway next to a theater that was playing "The Mark of Zorro." Although even if I did, I doubt any upper-class couple with a kid would walk down one.

Every time I see that redesigned Robin suit I can't help but think they should've gone with the "Batman: TAS" version, which technically was the original Tim Drake suit. At least it didn't have pointless lines and those weird shoulder straps.

I had a moment of weakness and watched the episode, this is my only response to it: https://www.youtube.com/wat…

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I don't think the world would be prepared for a Cage/Tarantino joint. The people aren't ready, the science isn't there yet.

Look at that header pic, she's wearing a leather FBI jacket. You know she's hard to the core. There's no time for glamour when looking that rad.

I will fight anyone who says that "On Her Majesty's Secret Service" sucks. It's peak old-school Bond. The score, Diana Rigg, the ski chase and being hypnotized into no longer being allergic to chicken? What's not to love…besides that stretch of the film where Lazenby is dubbed over.

My love for Chvrches has greatly diminished whenever my friends insist on singing along when a song comes on. Many bands and songs have been ruined for me this way because all I can think of are tone-deaf renditions.

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A five paragraph rant? That's just child's play in this day and age.