The day the TV viewing public finally gets wise to what Ryan Murphy is pushing will be the day I eat my hat*.

When you base a show around a pretty basic sandwich, you're just setting yourself up for failure. Maybe if it was a Cubano or a Monte Cristo. Even a po'boy would do—heck, that was even a criminal's street name!

Two years is a good plan, it's the perfect amount of time to spend at a paper before moving on to bigger and better things. As for page design I suggest "The Newspaper Designer's Handbook" by Tim Harrower, you can pick up an older edition copy pretty cheap on Amazon but the basics remain the same. Knowledge of the…

What a time for "Happy Birthday" to be ruled as being in the public domain.

What's on Tonight for Palmer

Well, at least it wasn't Sonny and Cher.

Oh come on now, there's no need to be such a sourpuss! They're just doing their own thing, don'tcha know? mmmhmmm.

When I go hiking I tend to go with athletic underwear that's mostly made out of synthetic fabric instead of regular cotton boxer briefs. They stretch better and are more efficient at wicking away moisture. But for everyday stuff? I just go with the Hanes. Huzzah for living in Southern California where humidity isn't…

Hane's tagless boxer briefs

Have the people of French Canada figured out how to put poop catchers on their horses? That's the only thing I could see and smell when I was last in Montreal and Quebec.

It's a bit sad that this is pretty much Remender's swan song with Marvel for the foreseeable future.

Subsequent episodes will then be aired as 120 individual Vine videos.

It made me miss the Dickbats/Damian combo even more.

The reboot really screwed up his character because before that, the Red Robin title was a pretty great read and setting him up as the heir apparent to the "Detective" title.

The Washington Plutocrats!

That's the kind of nonsense I expect from StarWipe and, to a lesser extent, Clickhole!

I have no idea how long I'm going to keep this up but…

Are the Gems… about to eat pizza when Steven and Peridot emerge from the basement?

Oh most definitely, I live in SoCal so there is an over abundance of Pho restaurants but they don't hold a candle to the broth my mom makes—efforts to get her to write down a recipe have been futile. However, there are one or two places that I do tend to eat at just to get a fix.

You are in for a treat if you ever find yourself at a place that serves a legit bowl of pho. And a little pro-tip for vegetarians/vegans, Buddhist temples have the best food.