No word yet on whether Marvel has required the music rights to Evanescence's discography to use in the second season?

Only a matter of time before they combine their talents to form some giant rapcist.

Cue up the music! https://www.youtube.com/wat…

Sinbad's finest film to date, second only to Jingle All the Way.

Man, this is probably the laziest Onion article I've ever read. Wait, this the A.V. Club? The Balloon Boy Band is a thing that exists? Really? Oh, screw this Earth.

Is it too late to do a phoning it in joke? It is? Oh…okay

From that picture, it looks like he could use a couple more footlongs. Are a period of depression brought on by people quietly whispering to each other whenever he passes by and parents shielding their kids from him. Soon, he will become as gaunt as Christian Bale in The Machinist. Weeks and months pass by and, no…

I don't quite dig the costume redesign, comes off as too Shadowland-y. Although, I guess when it comes to redesigning Daredevil your options for colors and styles are pretty limited unless you want a repeat of that armored monstrosity he sported for a bit.

Fine, those Nielsen bastards.

I am disappointed in NBC, streaming services and the general American TV viewing public. Hannibal has let you know it, see it. The show gave you a rare gift, but you didn't want it.

This…this makes a lot of sense. It goes together like Peanut Butter and Jelly, Lego bricks, cookies and cream, Grant Morrison and peyote….other stuff that go together well.

I've started listening to Gilmore Guys to cut the monotony when I go on runs since music messes up my pace. The podcast is dumb, borderline offensive and yet I can't get enough of it. Would I recommend it? Maaaaaaaaaaaaaybeee.

USA! USA! USA!

It's going to be filmed from afar with the cameraman hidden in a tree.

I bet he likes his hot dogs with ketchup.

The A.V. Club

Maybe if it was Liza Weil instead of Katherine Heigl it might be more bearable.

Christopher Meloni with hair, even though it's a bad wig, unnerves me. I'm too used to the bald Catholic rage monster who wants nothing more than to hump a fridge.

MasterChef USA aired it's 100th episode and like many before it, there was some bullshit emotional manipulation going on when it came to eliminating a contestant—more so than usual. That's all I have to say about that.

So how many years is it going to take before we see Lifetime give Modern Family the unauthorized story treatment? I'd like to know what kinds of drugs the actress who plays Lilly was/is freebasing in between takes.