He's no Joan Callamezzo, I bet he doesn't even powder his nose…among other things.

Groovy

They handed it off to the company that did the Origins port which was a giant clusterfuck. Not as huge as Knight has been but still significant enough.

Hasn't there also been some hoopla recently about her receiving coaching and/or training during the suspension she received? Doesn't seem kosher at all.

USA! USA! USA! USA! USA! USA! USA! USA! USA! USA! USA!

Hopefully by the time they start filming they'd have already wiped whatever muck was on the camera because there was some weird haziness going on with the way season one aired.

Can we take a moment to appreciate how awful the newest issue of SHIELD was in its attempts to be more like the MCU? I can get behind them drawing Mr. Hyde looking more like Kyle MacLachlan since I don't think the Calvin Zabo persona has a consistent character design but the contrivances Mark Waid goes through in…

So wait, Zoo is basically "The Happening" but with animals instead of trees? Or is it more a dramatic adaptation of all those "When Animals Attack" shows that used to air on Fox?

No Life For Me? More like No Fi For Me, amirite?! Hey, what you doing with that giant hoooooo-URRRRK

Truly this was an epic of epicness. So epic that Peter Jackson has optioned a multi-film deal for it. Gilga-who? Ody-what? Nay, OLIVER!

Uh-oh, Spaghetti-Os.

And then, after the father eventually dies in a shoot-out with the psychology fragile FBI agent the show follows her attempts to keep the father's previously unmentioned law firm afloat?

Things got really weird when it was discovered that "Guilt" was originally going to be a half-hour multi-camera comedy called "Fort Knox" where each episode involved a character by the name of Mandy Knox learning a valuable life lesson after somehow killing someone through clearly no fault of her own. The episodes…

I like to think we're dealing with a Red and Blue Superman situation where Kristen Stewart and Teresa Palmer were once a single entity until a fateful cosmic accident split them into two distinct persons. Each with their own distinct feelings, personalities, desires and tolerance to THC.

A lot of these staff picks have involved some ridiculously expensive shit. Makes me think I should have hitched my wagon to pop culture writing instead of regular ol' print journalism.

Somewhere, Bryan Fuller feels your pain, and, like a distant God, is amused.

Y'all are missing the most important tweet as a result of this, https://twitter.com/KingImp…

Remake the remake of Psycho but as a black-and-white period piece and entirely different line readings that are less wooden…wait, what.

I'd rather have an adaptation of the great rock opera, Ziggy Stardust!

I wonder if there will ever be a "LEAVE TAYLOR ALONE" moment from all of this.