Hey baby, I hear the zombies a moanin'

Can we take a moment to appreciate that this show, in its first season no less, features a telepathic gorilla? Truly this is the Golden Age of television.

I freaking loved this comic when it came out…then not so much when there was a two year delay for the last two issues. I, uh, really should track down those last two and finish reading the series.

All of the game shows, review ALL of them. A regular feature that will go until the end of time.

NBC, they Dick Wolf drama.

With the news of this movie, Shaquille O'Neal sighs and deletes his unpublished script detailing a mockumentary TV series that shows the trials and tribulations of trying to secure funding for a Kazaam sequel. Titled "The Shaq," O'Neal would star as a fictionalized version of himself as he navigates the pitfalls of…

The candle that burns twice as bright burns half as long. Mmmmhmmmm.

What else is on? ROUND TWO OF THE STANLEY CUP PLAYOFFS CONTINUE! All times are Pacific, because…shut up, that's why!

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For whatever reason, the more I read about all this shit about the movie the more I think that it's going to be Sandler's own version of "The Day the Clown Cried." Except for being in an entirely different league of offensive.

Wild Koogs can't be broken

Boy howdy the Round Two of the Stanley Cup Playoffs started off fantastic. The Ducks absolutely extinguished the Flames, winning the game 6-1.

Doesnt a spoiler space usually get posted up at the same time as the review?

Alas, if schools across the US in 30 years decides to show this, there won't be any students to wonder if that's the same dude from Reading Rainbow.

My * is ready.

Finally! It has arrived! Round Two of the Stanley Cup Playoffs! DUCKS ALL THE WAY BABY! Although, to be honest, it's probably the Rangers' cup to lose. Regardless, QUACK QUACK!

When is a Lifetime movie ever authorized?

Also on tonight: The Stanley Cup Playoffs First Round continues*! The Tampa Bay Lightning and Detroit Red Wings meet up for game six with the latter ahead 3-2. The game starts at 7 p.m. and will air on CNBC in the US while CBC has it for the Canadians.

This episode was…less than cromulent.

You know, I'm honestly surprised the show has taken this long to do an episode with Gene starting a band. Or at least I can't remember any past episodes even approaching that territory. And you know what? They did a good job. And now I'm going to think clean thoughts about Quincy Jones and tank tops.