So when will Dolph Lundgren be added to the cast to give us a Masters of the Universe reunion? Or is that too on the nose for a show about Soviet spies?

In addition to DC releasing The Master Race, Marvel is releasing Captain America: White by Jeph Loeb. So, uh, it's been a few weird days for comics.

It's like a Hot Topic executive's wet dream.

Finally! Your blasé attitude towards hockey has given me reason to bust out my incredibly limited Photoshop skills! BEHOLD: http://i.imgur.com/Jn6cXty.png

People are stupid, internet.

Oh how sweet this day (yesterday?) has been. My fellow commenters (commenteers?) who watch hockey, the Ducks have swept the Jets! There was no question about it but it was always on the brink of going the other way. Anywho, man oh man is it sweet. Now they got to beat Icela-er, uh, Calgary (because it's a foregone…

America is not yet ready for a show about a Duck Dick.

The California freeway system is the true villain of this season.

Phillip is going to find solace in the sensual beeping of Mail Robot, I'm calling it right now.

Constance Wu or Ming-Na Wen, who made the better Chun Li?

While the Starling City bits were a bit clunky this episode was a big step-up from last week's bore-fest. And you know what, forget the Ray Palmer DC Universe Turducken spin-off. Lets have Joe and Lance spin-off! Two hard-boiled detectives, one spouting pulpy dialogue and the other wearing a stylish crime solving…

Man, the show hasn't even started production on the second season and it's going through showrunners faster than Matt Murdock goes through girlfriends!

A funeral parlor in Belize

Man, first the Zoolander sequel and now this week's episode of Community. What a time it is to be a Zaniac. Truly 2015 is the year of the Zaneaissance.

I just explain that iZombie is basically like Veronica Mars meets zombies with a dash of Party Down. Which then leads me to explain how no, the zombies aren't really anything like those from The Walking Dead.

Man, the Zaneiacs must be ecstatic about this news.

Yo, can we talk about how lazy Chip Kidd's Convergence covers have been?

Yes! A thousand times yes! The first season or two can be a slog to get through but the show's quality greatly increases as it went on. Although, a few episodes in the later seasons are a little bit clunkers but it's still some quality storytelling.

Yo Vanderbilt! You neglected to mention that this trailer also features the appearance of motherfucking Hondo Ohnaka from Clone Wars! Also Captain Rex and some other clone troopers. But HONDO!

Jumping on the Allegiance bandwagon, in a world where there's The Americans this show didn't have a snowball's chance in hell of succeeding.