There's no longer a line of demarcation between the AV Club and The Onion, is there?

STEVEN UNIVERSE THRE-

The no snitching mentality a lot of people have is some real bullshit, I tell ya what.

There is none more snark than O'Neil. Many come close but few ever make it.

Go Jets go!? QUACK QUACK, MOTHERFUCKER! I'm so stoked for the Playoffs. Because A. The Ducks are in it and B. The Kings are not. It also helps that I have tickets to game two at the Ponda, although I regret not snagging a game one ticket as well. Somewhere, out there, Emilio Estevez is looking wistfully into the…

It has been confirmed by Snyder: https://twitter.com/ZackSny…

That's really great of them to do this but I tried listening to some scenes from Daredevil with the audio description tracks and it gets drowned out a lot. Especially with the hallway fight scene in episode 2, the description gets drowned out by the sound effects and music. You can barely make out what the guy is…

My university once offered a Doctor Who elective that I took for shits and giggles (also to meet the minimum amount of credits for financial aid). I don't…I don't want to talk about it.

On the personal brand front, Marco Rubio's use of GoT for his presidential run announcement is probably the worst of the bunch:
https://twitter.com/marcoru…

It saddens me that we probably won't ever see Scott Lang give a beatdown to Doctor Doom on the big screen.

While not entirely in-line with this list, I always liked the way god was portrayed in Mark Waid and Mike Wieringo's run on Fantastic Four where they had the One Above All as Jack Kirby doodling away on his drawing board.

I'm just worried about how the show's tone might shift. I mean, shit, The West Wing without Sorkin and Community without Harmon turned into mostly unwatchable shit shows.

Fellow hockey fans rejoice! The Kings have been eliminated from playoff contention after an exciting game against Calgary. Regicide is very much still alive!

You know, from now on news sites should just keep a draft of "Mark Millar's [Blank] being made into a movie" in perpetuity and just slot in the proper nouns as needed.

But will they bring back Drew Carey as Geppetto!? The world must know!

Stay Useless is one of those songs that, when listening to the live version, everything clicks into place. The lyrics seem to resonate more with the slightly higher tempo that they play the song at live.

I learned all I needed to learn about kart racing from The Simpsons, which is not much.

So folks, Teti/Adams or Teti/Modell?

I'll still be sitting through the credits for a tiny glimmer of hope that there will be a post-credit scene but then as the house lights illuminate the room I will quietly weep into my overpriced bucket of popcorn and milk duds.

I was disturbed at the lack of Penny Can in this episode.