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I've been listening to the new Sleater-Kinney and Belle & Sebastian albums. There are some good tunes in them, I tell ya what. Makes me all wistful for my old dorm room days in college where I just stared out the window as the rain hits the glass.*

Do you want a singularity that leads to the overthrow of humanity? Because that's how you get a singularity that leads to the overthrow of humanity!

This line of questioning is totally inappropriate! It's lewd, lascivious, salacious, OUTRAGEOUS!

I'm sorry, but the role should've gone to Phil Morris. The One True Cochran!

Bunch of bastards cancelled the wrong Law & Order show. It still had steam! Life! More stories to tell! But no! Instead they continue to renew SVU! The world needs Law & Order: TRIAL BY JURY!

The Atom? Clearly that's the new NFL SuperPro!

I object to the use of a that header picture showing the Mighty Morphin' Power Rangers when this issue is concerning someone from Power Rangers Wild Force!

Unlike the chosen people, these episodes are uncut as far as I can tell.

I have no idea where else to put this but my friends! The first five seasons of MASH have come to Netflix Instant in the United States. The bad news is that Netflix has decided NOT to stream the version without that incessant laugh track. The good news is that the show holds up remarkably well.

“How would they like it if Minnie Mouse were portrayed as Pablo Escobar and the Magic Kingdom as a drug cartel?”

THERE'S ALWAYS THE NEW SPADERVILLE!

Ivy University eh? Shame they didn't slip in an easter egg dealing with Ray Palmer or Ryan Choi.

Earlier in the episode he used the recorder to play his lectures rather than give it. Can't remember if they gave a reason as to why. Lets just say it's a combination of tenure and not giving a fuck.

2 Criminals 2 Minds (I know there was another spin-off but this is the second one so it still works!)

I like to think JK Simmons made Colin Jost shed a single tear.

For some reason whenever I see his name I think of it as "Spike JOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONZE!" It's a mystery that will remain forever open.

So is the award just like an upside down Oscar?

It could have been worse, Petty could have slipped on some pee-pee at Sam Smith's house and sued him for negligence. Get that pee-pee settlement money.

I'm not sure I like Nick Spencer's take on Ant-Man. Much as I enjoy his other work with Superior Foes, it seems like a regression of character for Scott. Although, who the fuck knows. Only one issues has been released so far.