The Sean O’Neal Digital
stock photographs of ham, Swiss cheese, dijon mustard, and rye bread, as well as their respective Wikipedia entries, uploaded onto a memory stick and implanted into a clandestine USB slot just behind the left ear. Served with a side of mush made up of single cell proteins combined with…

Poor Martha…

It seems that Chad Michael Murray's characters have a penchant for calling women by the wrong name.

In a perfect world he's played by a very exasperated Richard Schiff.

Oh this movie is going to be a horrible trainwreck if it happens.

I'm still waiting for the day that Chipotle adds refried beans to their menu. It's the glue that holds a burrito together! It gives it structure! And I guess these story things are neat.

I noticed a couple of other cartoons on PBS also shifted to the more stiff flash-style animation. Guessing it was loads cheaper, which it shows.

A lot of people's worlds are being turned upside down on television shows. Why can't we have one where the world is turned right side up!?

Daddy needs to get his rocks off!

As much as I like Ryan North and his various comics, I fucking hate the alt-text he implements/ed in Adventure Time and Squirrel Girl. MY EYES CAN ONLY TAKE SO MUCH STRAIN!

I saw the trailer for the show and I'm not quite sure if it's going to be a beautiful train wreck of a show or just something to veg out on while I eat a meal.

Now we are all sons of bitches.

I'm guessing Kevin James' involvement with this production is being kept on the down-low.

Those fools! Can't they see their headmaster is infamous international immortal eco-terrorist Racer Cool!?

As long as he devotes a full chapter to The Shadow, I'm all in.

Looks like the SAG Awards got themselves a case of…

That episode where Hawley has suddenly begun to have feelings for Abbie despite already having an established relationship with Jenny? It's like poetry.

Hawley is the JarJar Binks of the Sleepy Hollow universe…Katrina is the Sy Snootles.

The only good thing about this episode was the short and sweet bit of David Bowie that was playing at the end.

Just as long as one of them gets knuckle tattoos with LOVE and HATE.