You know, there's always the option of just becoming a vote by mail voter. They even include the sticker with your mail-in ballot! So you can send it back to them with a strongly worded letter about not wanting the sticker!

I admit, it's a kind of sickness. Liking this show, it does…THINGS…to a person's psyche. Horrible, horrible things.

Having judicial elections always seemed like a ridiculous concept to me. Why they haven't been done away with in this day and age is mystifying. And alas, I live in Orange County, CA where we have a judge by the name of Derek Johnson that says that a female's body can shut down and prevent a rape. And, fun fact, the…

MasterChef Junior (Fox, 8 p.m.): Oh god, no, why!? WHY HAVE YOU RETURNED TO HAUNT ME!? Have you not taken enough away!? My sanity! My patience! My PRIDE!? Still you want more out of me!? WHAT DO YOU WANT!? DAMN YOU! TELL ME! WHAT THE HELL DO YOU WANT FROM ME!? My blood!? My soul!?

An episode that has the Hellfire Club and a comely young lady in a corset? It's like Chris Claremont's and John Byrne's fantasy come to life!

You know what, that was a FANTASTIC Phil Hartman story.

I spent the weekend finishing up my Netflix binge of the Gilmore Girls. And now I have no clue what to do with my life, maybe get a nice cup of coffee? While half of the sixth season and most of the seventh were crap because of the departure of Amy Sherman-Palladino and Daniel Palladino, the show still had its moments…

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But then, however will we get a Dalek Law and Order spin-off with a Dalek-Lenny Briscoe?!

It's Eric Roberts, ain't gotta explain shit!

Ugh, that goddamn retcon punch. Just dreadful.

True, the Master was cuckoo bananas during his/her last appearance.

Everyone is The Rani.

I'm with you there in thinking that it might have been Romana. But you know what, the reveal was still great and Michelle Gomez was/is absolutely superb. It's an interesting dynamic making the Master into a woman (unless it's going to be revealed as an additional fake out) and certainly eliminates any subtext between…

It's never Merman :(

Well, it's either the school's dirigible fleet that we use to lord over the lowlies or the campus wi-fi network. I'll let you decide.

I know! I took phony major. Palmer45 learn nothing! NOTHING!

Watch your mouth you chowder head.

Since UC Berkeley is in NorCal, you got to add some hellas and change it to taking 580 up to Albany instead. No the in front of the freeways if you're from NorCal. And change turnpike to toll road, although the only toll road I can remember near by is going through the Bay Bridge into San Francisco, that is a whole…

Because saying, "You go down Beach and then take the 22 West to get on to the 405 North and switch over to the 605" makes so much more sense than saying it without the the! "Take 22 West to go on 405 North?" THAT DOESN'T MAKE SENSE!