Next we'll see signs about Goofy and Pluto! Then begins the moral erosion of our cartoons!

Man, why take Maher's weed when there's a perfectly fine dispensary a few blocks away on Telegraph Ave.? Sadly, they don't take Cal 1 Debit*.

We all know his real breakout role was in Bubble Boy.

Can we get the warm, dulcet tones of John Noble's voice for a GPS system? Brian Blessed has a TomTom voice, surely we can get one for old man Noble!

I'm an Angels fan (also in the camp of wanting Mike Scioscia out) but at this point I'm supporting the home state.

Well, user settings for an AV Club account is still a joke since you can't really do anything with it and at this point it's old hat saying Disqus is hot garbage.

Now I want there to be an A.V. Club Stylebook with entries for various pop culture minutiae such as:

Can we take a minute to discuss how much bullshit game six was? The Giants should have had it in the bag! But no! They lost, 0 to 10. ZERO TO TEN. AGAINST THE FUCKING ROYALS. I'm going to have a goddamn conniption if the Royals take game seven.

I'm having impure thoughts about Coupe that involves tasers and a flight attendant's uniform.

I hope it's a prequel to New Girl featuring a young Furguson.

This is more depressing than a Frito pie.

No, but there will be a Law and Order SVU episode based on them.

Don't be messing with Messing.

Nic Cage did base his stage name on Luke Cage after all. I picture the eventual team-up movie to be called: CAGED HEAT.

Phase Four is going to begin with a Forbush Man movie.

I hate the fact that they really are adapting Civil War but holy shit they're doing Black Panther and Captain Marvel! Even though I was hoping Chiwetel Ejiofor would play T'Challa, I'm cautiously optimistic about Boseman. And I wonder who they are going to get for Carol Danvers. If it ends up being Katee Sackhoff I…

This is still The A.V. Club, right? I haven't been redirected to The Onion? No? Oh….ohhhhh. Oh no. Oh no no no no.

I've just begun to notice that, like the time traveler from the first season, the secret agents have been making blink and you'll miss it cameos. For this episode I spotted them during the car riding scene where Wendy throws the CD out the window. Not hard to guess that their appearances will eventually tie-in to the…

Oh my god, can we just be done with that stupid space slingshot? In the world of space wizards and laser swords it shouldn't seem so dumb, but it does. It really does.

Flash Fact! This is what happens when you work the WOT beat! It's quite the thankless task.