You give…BUT NOT ENOUGH!

Also, it should be online by now. I'm pretty sure this is the right link for it: http://video.pbs.org/video/…

And yet the inanimate carbon rod doesn't have its own action figure. That just borders on treason.

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How dare you besmirch the good name of RDA!

Santa Maria BBQ is pretty damn tasty.

You know their gushing is going to get worse in these last two episodes. I'm calling it, if she gets eliminated they'll have this big emotional send-off with each of the judges fighting with each other in giving her a job offer. Gordon will appeal to her perceived talent, Joe the Italian side and Graham…I don't know.…

It might just be better to lump all of the Midwest into one category. To hell with your bristling! My only knowledge about Kansas is that Clark Kent is form there, there's a band named after the state and they grow corn in Kansas. So…corn? Corn represents Kansas?

Maybe he's nice outside of the context of a reality television show? Who the fuck knows.

…this changes everything.

The question is, was Daniel showing any sort of emotion? Although I guess the answer will always be: No, never not unless he's being bitchy towards Leslie.

Man, I'm just hoping Leslie doesn't make it into the top two. The guy already has a pretty big ego, think how worse he'll be if he makes it to the finals.

San Francisco sourdough bread is just fantastic. Although I am partial to Dutch Crunch. When I went to college in the East Bay, I always made sure to get a sandwich made with Dutch Crunch for lunch. Now that I'm in SoCal, it's hard to come by.

I'm telling, you one day Cutter will have his own line of frozen artisan pizza…available at all Wal-Marts nationwide. And I'm with you on Courtney being so dull with her cooking. I feel that she typically makes a protein paired with some kind of mash. It's just so goddamn boring but all the judges just fawn over her…

Better than that rat bastard Dandy Don Meredith. He didn't even take off his coat! THAT DAMN COAT OF HIS!

I gave a listen to the album when it was streaming on NPR. Some pretty good stuff going on. I'm not sure if I go as far as saying it was a great album, but I'm really digging it. I might need to let it sink in some more.

MasterChef USA Double Digest

You need to find Jesus, Drunk Dave.

If Cutter and/or Courtney gets into the top three or, god forbid, the top two I'll eat a hat.*

MasterChef USA (Fox, 8 p.m.): It's a culinary double feature this week as Fox airs two episodes back-to-back. I've already bought myself a bottle of whiskey just for such a horrible occasion. We'll see the chefs compete each other in order to get into the coveted Top Three. Who will be the two that gets the boot? Will…