How To Get Away With Murder is quite possibly the Shonda Rhimesiest show. Every time I see the commercial for it, I just can't help but laugh at how freaking ridiculous it is.

I am in the Nick Hornby school of thought when it comes to Thunder Road. That song can be played over and over and over and over and over again and I will never get tired of listening to it. So if this Lilyhammer show has an episode with nothing but Thunder Road on repeat, I might actually watch it. THUNDER…

I considered watching the Australian version…until I found out that each season was about 60-70 episodes long. I like MasterChef but I don't like like MasterChef, you know?

I had the opportunity to watch Frank since it finally came to a theater near me. It was a pretty good movie, I kind of wished some of the other characters were more fully formed. We didn't really get to know anyone. I went in thinking it was going to be some quirky indie-fare (and at times it was) but boy howdy, that…

In my quest to watch different version of MasterChef I started to view the third season of MC South Africa—mostly because it was the only one available. It's pretty similar to the American and Canadian version but it looks like there's a stronger focus on cooking. Taking the contestants out of their comfort zones,…

Doctor Horrible: ""Och aye, everythin' here is 'orrible. The ground is 'orrible, the air is 'orrible. What the heeell are we doin' here? Jesus FUCKING Christ! Let's the get the fuck outta here. Who's the fucking shitpisser that wanted to come here? Was it you, failed abortion girl?"

The Doctor isn't having any of this Robin Hood malarkey:

Will Benicio Del Toro ask Josh Hutcherson about being milked since he has nipples?

What I want to know is, will she be doing a dance number to Van Morrison while arguing about marriage incentives?

In a twist it's Vaugh playing the politician AND prostitute. In an incredible (or horrible) feat of CGI you can watch him make awkward love to himself on the big screen!

Well, besides Wedding Crashers there's Dodgeball. And, um, yeah. Swingers too I guess?

So…Oded Fehr wasn't available or something? He would've been great for the role. I mean, he even voiced Ra's on Young Justice!

Ewing's a great writer, it just sucks that his Mighty Avengers gets bogged down by Greg Land on art duties. I don't mind Hickman's Avengers work, although I do prefer New Avengers over regular Avengers since stuff seems to actually happen in New with the Illuminati and Cabal business.

The American embassy in Pumar is overrun by rebel forces towards the end of season two and President Howlett (originally changed from Barklett in the unaired pilot) has to negotiate for the safety of the workers in the building. The plot line will take us through the rest of two and up until the season three premiere.

No no no, see he's a werewolf president but he HIDES his lycanthropy from his staff and the American people. The first season will deal with him hiding it from everyone until the season one finale where it's revealed to the public. We can throw in some kind of contrivance that it's at some gala event or whatever that…

When is a Lifetime movie NOT trashy and awful?

Will they go the more realistic, dramatic route and show how a lot of CHP officers can be real assholes? I WAS ONLY FIVE MILES ABOVE THE SPEED LIMIT! ON THE FIVE! IN THE MIDDLE OF NOWHERE! SIJDKSFHSHFSLDSJD

So does this mean they'll finally get off that fucking plane?

The best you can get is that special feature they had on one of the DVD releases.

Truly Bieber is the Heir-Apparent to the throne of Rob Ford.