Psh, you both can keep your East Coast ice creams. I'll stick to my Thrifty Ice Cream. WEST COAST FOREVER!

There was a real missed opportunity to have Sean O'Neal do the interview. Or have Sean O'Neal interview Sean O'Neal. O'Neal on O'Neal action, if you will.

China kind of beat them to the punch when it comes to opening up a real Central Perk by a couple of years. Wake up America, the Chinese are on the cutting-edge of US pop culture nostalgia!

You can argue that, after Troy left, Abed eventually decided to bunker down and finish out his community college degree. But, with no jobs available for someone that has an associate's in film, he decides to get back in touch with Special Agent Robin Vohlers from the Intro to Political Science episode to see if she…

When he says "hey dummy" it's not to the characters on the show, it's to the viewers watching it. He's calling them dummies, leading the audience to question the life choices they have made that led them to watching the show. Slowly the futility of life washes over them as they curl up into the fetal position, crying…

They cancelled Enlisted and gave the green light to…THIS!? I mean, I know that the cancellation of Enlisted probably has no bearing on this show but…come on, man! What the hell!? This is like some early 90s sitcom BS. Or that one mediocre episode of Modern Family (No, not that one. Yes, THAT one) stretched out into a…

Oh god, MasterChef on two consecutive nights. I am already on the brink of despair. DAMN THAT FOX NETWORK.

The lack of West Coast dates makes me sad. Also, I wouldn't mind it at all if the entire concert is just them playing the Pete & Pete theme over and over again.

Well to be fair, this episode kind of went on as if Daniel never left. He'll always be there in spirit, blankly staring at everything.

I feel that, at the very least, they'll give a job offer to Christian and/or Elizabeth if they don't make it to the finals. I dread the possibility of Courtney getting an offer (most likely from Joe). Leslie doesn't need an offer, as we have been reminded time after time that he's pretty well off. I can't see Jaimee…

That pool of honey thing will only be appropriate if it meant Courtney getting stung by a bunch of bees.

I miss Ben Starr and his collection of chef's hats.

Elizabeth, easy. While anyone beating Courtney would be great, somehow Elizabeth being the one would make it a lot more satisfying. That or Christian, really anyone who has had an open hatred of Courtney. Except Cutter, never him.

Rupert Murdoch knows where the bodies are buried.

No Sorcerer's Apprentice? I must hear Molina's thoughts on Nic Cage. Also, another solid Random Roles. Will Harris can't be stopped!

The amount of leeway and advantages she has been given borders on the profane. She should've been booted as far back as the donut challenge.

I haven't received any notifications on my AV Club account or Disqus one, is this a recent development that's only going on with this site? We wanted notifications back but not like this, not like this.

Semper fidelis tyrannosaurus!

Man, I can imagine Scottish Francis having a field day with this challenge. He'd probably make some kind of savory, deconstructed apple pie with a piece of protein acting as the crust or something.

haHA! That was the culprit.