MasterChef USA

Yeah, so every time I try to post my MasterChef write-up it gets flagged for moderation. Even if I try to edit a comment that's actually posted and insert my write-up it gets sent straight to moderation-ville. What the hell can I do to actually AVOID having it moderated?

So…my MasterChef write up is awaiting moderation. That's new.

Rather than delete this write-up entirely, just ignore it as this was the one in moderation and has finally shown up. I instead refer you to what I consider the main one: http://www.avclub.com/artic…

Ghost Pimp is the spin-off series of Ghost Whisperer. At least in a perfect world it is.

And here I thought this was going to be about a Samurai Pizza Cats reboot sponsored by Pizza Hut.

Where does the Creative Arts Emmy rank in regards to the others? Lower than a Prime-Time but higher than a Daytime? Are Sports Emmys even a factor?

They'll never get rid of Cutter, he has that rural Middle America mass appeal that is like catnip to advertisers. He'd be the perfect pitchman for a big box store like Wal-Mart. His MasterChef cookbook will be a Wal-Mart exclusive! There will be cardboard standees of his goddamn face! He'll hold signings at every…

Such are the mysterious ways of programming for a children's network.

MasterChef USA (Fox, 8 p.m.): The Emmys? Who the hell needs them, especially when it's hosted by Seth Meyers. Instead how about seeing seven people snipe at each other as they attempt to make restaurant-level dishes while being given a dead-eyed stare by an angry Italian?

I'd fuck Teen Wolf too.

A to Z
Bad Judge
Forever
About A Boy
Last Man Standing

The Doctor didn't push the robot leader, of course he didn't. He…slipped.

It's goddamn criminal that they never made that Hey Arnold movie where we find out what happened to his parents. They even did an animation test! https://www.youtube.com/wat…

But will he play a musician abducting charlatan that forces Bill Pullman's character to work in a southern plantation?

Oh man, that was a depressingly awesome finale. I needed a freaking cigarette after watching it.

Crap on a hat.

My idea? As the last episode fades to black we hear the familiar voice of one Philip J. Fry. It turns out he's been retelling episodes of The Simpsons to his fellow Planet Expressers much to their annoyance. And since he was frozen in 2001 1999, every season after that was just him trying to make up his own ideas for…

Well, I wasn't surprised that there were obsessed fans. I was surprised at their LEVEL of obsession. I thought it would be a chill credit filler class and on some level it kind of was. But it was more like a heated discussion board come to life. Scrutinizing every single word that the Doctor said, trying to find some…

In the Doctor Who class I once talked about how I thought Rose was one of if not the worst companions ever, boy howdy, I got a whole bunch of death glares and shouts of protest as if I ripped up a picture of the pope in front of them.