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I am very proud of that one, the phrase just popped into my head one night and I just knew I had to use it.

I finally got around to watching an episode of the Teen Tournament and…wow. They're really courting the young'uns with that electric guitar version of the theme song and those banging graphics. YEESH!

MasterChef USA

From what I've read he's married to Melissa Joan Hart's mother, what she does I have no idea.

It's slowly morphing into nothing but rage venting. It's very therapeutic.

You could say that she's the Sarah Palin of SNL!

You know what show could use some Blair Brown goodness? Sleep Hallow, she'd fit perfectly on that show.

It seems like the main series will tread the same ground the current Star Wars title at Dark Horse has why makes me think why I should bother reading it (outside of the solid creative team).

Skankzilla miiiiiiiiiiiight be too strong but I can't possibly think of anything suitable. Slagathor, maybe?

Well, French is the language of love so I guess Italian is the language of…insults, maybe?

He has a love affair with the thing!

Masterchef USA (Fox, 8 p.m.): The 12 remaining home cooks further compete in some kind of team challenge, I don't know. I think it's romance based with love and shit? I'm guessing the circlejerk over Courtney will continue and she'll get some talking head where she'll go on and on and on and on and on and on and on

A's fans might be one of the most optimistic baseball fans I have ever encountered. Must be something in that East Bay water.

People say Canadians are renowned for their politeness, obviously they have never met Alex Trebek.

It definitely feels that way because it IS that way. As far as I know, no one from The Simpsons had any input with the writing.

There is no such thing as low-hanging fruit for Family Guy.

They also had the town slogan as "Starling City is a STAR city." UGH.

Don't make the same mistake I did! Stay as school for as long as humanly possible! They can't possibly get you with the student debt then! They just can't! Be a student until death, only then would you truly be free from the dreaded SALLIE MAE!

You got issues, man.