Oh boy, a Random Roles with Alan Tudyk! This is going to be quite the treat.

I may or may not have thrown up in an attempt to get that damn t-shirt from Fentons…which I never got. .

Don't forget Neo-Nazis and the KKK. Although, the KKK can apply to most of Orange County. There's at least the US Open of Surfing…if you can ignore all the drunk, half-naked people and the occasional riot.

What would be the Jackie Jormp-Jomp equivalent of Jimi Hendrix? Johnny Hanks Rick?

I don't what's going on but Yu's recent work has been pretty rough. I usually like his stuff but his last few issues of Avengers seemed incredibly rushed. His work on superman Birthright is probably still my favorite: http://img201.imageshack.us…

Fifty Shades of Salmon Ladder

I don't know if it's on HBO GO but it's not part of the streaming deal they have with Amazon. There are … extralegal ways of obtaining the episodes outside of buying the DVD set. It's a good way to kill a few hours and see a dramatization of the United States' journey from the Earth to the Moon—a phrase that Tom Hanks…

No love for From the Earth to the Moon? I think it was the first time he did a miniseries for HBO and it was pretty great. I wish they released a remastered version of it.

Can't get Kooged again.

The Black River Ripper and the Ass Crack Bandit will team-up to terrorize Greendale in a sea of blood and quarters.

It seems like she's turning into the female version of Adam Sandler.

And I think this was Tyler's first major talking head where he wanted rabbit and squirrel for the Mystery Box. That guy was taking his country boy aesthetic too far, TOO FAR!

I once tried making clam chowder from scratch with a slow cooker and all I got were tears and soup that was thinner than the plot to a Michael Bay movie.

Opening credits have long spoiled the guest appearance of characters that are suppose to be seen as a BIG DEAL on TV shows.

I've been talking about this show with a friend and we've concluded that at least one of those three (Leslie, Ahren and Courtney) will probably head into the final. He says it's Leslie vs. Ahren for maximum drama but it will probably be Leslie vs. Courtney. Or at least Contest X vs. Courtney. What I'm getting at is…

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MasterChef USA

This show. This fucking stupid show.

He may have hoped, but he instilled great rage in the commentariat.

In my defense, I did not major in English.