I'm surprised they haven't really given the first few episodes a review like they do with a few of the new talk shows/talk show hosts.

Can I just say that the breakfast category was FANTASTIC. It's one of the few topics that I would have a clean sweep! Man, if only there was a breakfast category on every Jeopardy.

And yet…it was too little too late!

Italian wedding soup? How…gauche. I go the standard route of dunking my grilled cheese into a bowl of tomato soup, thankyouverymuch.

I'm sure some enterprising people can use the Source Filmmaker to do just that. I mean, that's what Valve uses to make these shorts.

When I was in college, the city I lived in had an abundance of sandwich shops that were all pretty good in their own right. I think it's a prerequisite for college towns to have a good number of sandwich shops.

It's now Mads Mikkelsen's role to lose.

It seems like a toss-up between Courtney and Leslie. Although Courtney is being painted in a more sympathetic light.

It's not a MasterChef episode without Joe being indignant about something, whether it's about Italian food or someone claiming chicanery on the part of the judges.

They only way I could see her being eliminated is making something raw. But I honestly think that even though she would have to violate a cardinal sin of cooking, they would still keep in the competition.

Ugh, they opened up a Donut Bar in Orange County and I just do not want to get up at the asscrack of dawn just for delicious sweet treats. I did one time and, while the donuts were pretty good, I just can't do it again. No person should wake up that early, even for a donut that tastes like those Samoa Girl Scout…

For Los Angeles the Blue Line is a joke, although the Red and Purple are okay. I have never ridden the Expo Line so I can't say how it is. And don't get me started on the buses. OCTA in Orange County is also a special kind of hell.

Kung-Fu Jackie Robinson is a movie I didn't know I wanted until now.

Taking the train to Culver City? You're a brave man/woman/bear/pig/thing/whatever. Public Transit in the Los Angeles and Orange County areas are the PITS.

Another one VH1's I Love the (Insert Decade) show chosen as top pick over the Fargo finale? Fuck this Earth.

As much as a like both shows there's just no comparison! Both are incredibly different in terms of tone and genre. So no shit that True Detective will win and that Arrow goes the way of the Washington Generals.

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For a second I read that as a Jackie Chan biopic and thought whether Cusack or Brody would be the one to play Chan. But then I realize, if Chan can do his own stunts then he can certainly star as himself in his own biopic. Alas, this is not the case.

NO! DON'T YOU DARE! DON'T YOU DARE SAY THAT NAME! We didn't deserve search a great show. We were an unworthy bunch. We were given this gift of a show and we didn't want it. WE WERE UNWORTHY!

Wolf Blitzer would have never gotten it. Search your feelings, you know it to be true.