Blythe Danner, what have you wrought on this world!?

This is the kind of shit that IES Dave Chang would do! He would have eaten them ALL with gusto. Why!? Why was he banished to the nether realms!?

We'll always have Family Feud re-runs on the Game Show Network with Richard Dawson sucking face with all the female contestants.

Yeah, I don't see how watching it cheaper in LA is a negative thing. You come in, watch the game, stay at a hotel, have some tacos and laugh at the people paying those outrageous prices in New York when doing it in Los Angeles for the same price brings with it a more worthwhile experience. More bang for your buck, if…

To be fair, it seems that even the most competent of actors come off as shitty when working on a modern three camera sitcom. Something about that format just breeds bad acting. It's more than the pause of laughs, it is something sinister.

You know, as much as everyone harps on Trebek, it's going to be hard to follow him when he eventually leaves the show (possibly unwillingly). The heir apparent is probably Ken Jennings but I'm hoping that they say "fuck it," slap a fake mustache on Watson and have it be the new host/secret competitor. Although it's…

"Anyway, we’re happy enough to keep following these characters"

Man, Fat Lee perplexed the hell out of me. At least Adama had the wherewithal to grow a bitching mustache.

While some might not view it in the same light as all the other shows due to it's nature, the Young Justice time-jump was a pretty big game changer. You don't really see cartoons doing that kind of narrative shake-up, hell, you don't really see cartoons do that kind of storytelling (anymore).

I was kind of underwhelmed by this game, it was just so damn boring. Although it was kind of funny to see Peter to futilely get into the game only to be beaten back and remain silent through out most of the second half.

It's Go Kings Go, man. You need the second go! You need the second go…YOU NEED THE SECOND GO!*

Watch as IES Dave Chang returns to the AV Club as he eats a whole roasted pig, bones and all! Marvel as he unhinges his jaw in order to maximize his consumption! This inhuman feat should not be missed!

Meatloaf can be an incredibly rich, complex and delicious dish (as well as great sandwich fodder). But it also can be a dish of pure shit.

His ghost continues to haunt the halls of AV Club. Staffers still find empty packages of canned chicken from time to time, not knowing how they got there.

Toilet time may or may not have been involved while I was on the the pot on the pot.

College-era me would have loved these when on the pot. I mean, I once ate a package of the rainbow sherbet Oreo cookies in one sitting because of the herbage and those were sickeningly sweet.

Oh god, Monte. I did not like her at all and was surprised at how far she went in the competition.

Damn, damn, damn, damn damn, damn, damn, damn…

Thoughts on this week’s MasterChef (USA)

Broken Social Scene-era Feist is the best Feist.