I'm sure the USA Network will have plenty of show to mindlessly watch during the summer. I mean, Royal Pains is still a thing, right?

…TUSK?

Which is a sad reality in today's television landscape.

Girls, being girls, being girls, being girls GIRL GROUP!

*SIGH* Theme songs just aren't what they used to be anymore. When was the last time a show had a REALLY good theme song?

Ugggggggggggggh, the integration of Nick Fury Jr. was just the fucking pits. I get why they wanted to have that version of Nick Fury in the main universe but they didn't have to do it in such a half-assed way.

All of it, all of Person of Interest's third season. It's the only way.

Man, this Dan in Real Life sequel gets dark FAST.

As always, it has to be pointed out that a space adventure movie with a talking raccoon and tree is being released before a Wonder Woman one. And no, Gal Gadot in that de facto Justice League movie comes nowhere close to making things any better.

An also noted for Warehouse 13? HUZZAH! Although I have to say, with only six episode in this final season, the series really wasted it's potential with a few filler episodes racing towards the finale. Sure, you can argue that what the series has been doing is within the spirit of the show, but godfuckingdamnit, they…

When trying to figure out which Bob's Burgers character has an equivalent from King of the Hill, who would be who?

Something about that image of Thrillho is unsettling to me.

Can I just say Andy Barker, PI was a show that got taken away from us too soon. It was too good for that damn network, TOO GOOD.

You would think with the advent of YouTube all those years ago that America's Funniest Home Videos would be rendered irrelevant. But nope, here we are, 20ish seasons in. Although I do have some fond memories of falling asleep to the Saget-era as a young lad, not giving a shit about those families featured on the show.

That is a very generous way to describe LAX. Perhaps too generous.

Man, 90s era Larisa Oleynik and Melissa Joan Hart…those were the days, not to mention the likes of Danielle Fishel, Amy Jo Johnson and, hell, Summer Sanders. Boy howdy were those some formidable years for a boy on the verge of puberty.

Salmon Ladder's plane was shot down over the Sea of Japan. It spun in…there were no survivors. The CW gives an affectionate and reluctant farewell to Mr. Salmon Ladder, Esq.

I am always befuddled by the continued existence of Grey's Anatomy. That and with all those other shows, it makes me think Shonda Rhimes know where the bodies are buried at ABC.

…I liked Starved

I DON'T EVEN KNOW ANYMORE!