Yo, don't you be dissing the Scooby-Doo/Batman crossover. The Brave and the Bold referenced that crossover to boot!

The one second King of the Hill cameo in The Simpsons made more sense than this bullshit. And don't get me started about that Critic crossover. I mean fuck fuckity fuck fuck fucking shit fucking fuck.

As long as Person of Interest keeps on keeping on I could give fuck all about CBS's fall schedule.

Root is revealed to be a cellist who lives in the Pacific Northwest and is required to keep of the facade of a shittily written damsel in distress as to not arouse the suspicious of the ever vigilant Samaritan. She ends up dating a high competent government agent who just so happens to remind her of a girl that she…

Payola must be involved whenever Modern Family is mentioned. IT MUST BE.

I need a fucking cigarette after watching this episode.

Now we are all sons of bitches.

I think I have come to terms with the cancellation of Community. I realize now that many other good shows had to be sacrificed in order to assure the cancellation of Dads. Enlisted, Suburgatory, Trophy Wife and Community all had to go in order to banish Dads to the nether realm.

John Oliver was so criminally underused in this episode, such a disappointment. But I guess everything else was alright, if you ignore the fact that in the show's history Lisa does have a number of friends and doesn't seem to have a problem making them. Arguing about continuity in The Simpsons is a futile exercise, I…

The Mysteries of Laura sounds like the unused, network friendly title of Twin Peaks. And that's all I have to say about that.

If NBC is the mall, which show would be the Orange Julius that people enjoyed when they were younger but grew to dislike as they became older? Hell, what show would be the Spencer's?

Alas, NBC's standards and practices would probably not allow Goyer to do his special brand of cursing. He who introduced the phrase "dick-splash" in a Superman movie.

I am disturbed by the lack of cigarette smoking and the US setting. Other than that, I remain optimistic about this show.

I don't think it's possible for MacFarlane to NOT mug the camera and overact. The day he does something nuanced will be the day the Cubs win the World Series.

Speaking of "A Million Ways to Die in the West," the trailer that played during this episode made me think the movie will be excruciatingly bad. Is this how some people felt when "Blazing Saddles" first came out? Because I loved "Blazing Saddles." This Seth MacFarlane flick? Seems more like a stinker. Anywho, this is…

It's not quite Suey Park levels of outrage but it's getting there.

I'd say skip most of the second season of Dead Like Me and avoid the movie as if it was the plague. It was so frustrating watching it, especially knowing that Bryan Fuller was off the show after season one.

Have you named one the king of raccoons yet?

Seth Meyers has it right when he calls people spoilers for spoiling discussions about television because they don't want to be spoiled. It's understandable, but there has to be a line damn it. This is the AV Club, HERE BE SPOILERS SO FUCK OFF.

Tumblr (and to an extent Twitter) seems to have a love/hate relationship with him. Half praise him for his genius while the other half want to burn him at the stake for his perceived sexism, homo/transphobia and all around dismissive attitude towards people who dare call him out on it. Although it seems tumblr is like…