yeah, not 2 years.

Beatles reunion!!!

I agree with this entire review but I think some credit should have been called to Barney's interactions with the crazy chick, especially the way he stares at her boobs and deadpans "…about cats" after "you're crazy."

DJ - to DTH's point (comment right above yours), what if Mario Lopez reads what you wrote (and who's to say he isn't if he's actively looking for h8ers and has ever heard of the AVClub) and writes to you saying congratulations he's gonna fly you out to LA or fly to you and put YOU on national television where YOU get…

Wow, what a read.  Fuck you, Mario Lopez.  And fuck you too, Todd.  And fuckin' A.

I haven't even finished this yet (I'm on Heat right now) but I do believe this could be the best Random Roles installment I've yet read (not that I've read them all, or even close).  Still, one of the great character actors of the past 25 years makes for an excellent subject.  Way to go AVClub.

joel mchale
should play rusty, seeing as how he is chevy chase's son in real life.

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When I first read this review I was very frustrated that Sims was already thinking about all the awful places these various story threads could take us throughout the rest of the season. But I can't say I blame him. Look at season 3 - there were moments (like Bill fucking Lorena, Russell ripping out that dude's…

Ha! "Something it." The Joke's on you, O'Neal ( your copy editor)!

Thanks, Todd
"Tolerance Narnia" is now the name of my home wireless network.

Virginia Woolf
Possibly the hardest I've laughed from reading Newswire. Good work, Sean.

I was there, energy was incredible, as was The Rock, but obviously you can't go off the live experience and promos alone. I thought Taker/HHH was a classic match, to rival the first HBK/Taker match from Mania XXV. Great piece of drama they gave us when HHH wavered, and then dropped the sledgehammer. Taker totally…

Wrestling Beat
Can someone (I vote Miles, of course) start covering Raw on a weekly basis? Just to test the waters and see how many people read weekly? And while I understand that may be an exercise in futility, could we at least get an AVClub review of Wrestlemania XXVII?

Wait a minute…
Sean, you're NOT the guy who played Sam?